THERE'S A BOOGER UP YOUR NOSE

Soon, you will drop a piece of bread into your toaster in the morning, and the phone will ring:


"Hello, this is the CIA calling. We noticed that you just dropped two pieces of toast into your toaster, and you are home alone. Now, you know that you are 55 pounds overweight for your height and age. So, we would like to encourage you to save the second piece of toast for tomorrow morning.


Have a nice day."


You do not believe me, right?


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