SMOKY MOUNTAIN BAYBTUST CHUCH TYME

Church time in the Smoky Mountains


You thought I was kidding, right?

THERE'S A BOOGER UP YOUR NOSE

Soon, you will drop a piece of bread into your toaster in the morning, and the phone will ring:


"Hello, this is the CIA calling. We noticed that you just dropped two pieces of toast into your toaster, and you are home alone. Now, you know that you are 55 pounds overweight for your height and age. So, we would like to encourage you to save the second piece of toast for tomorrow morning.


Have a nice day."


You do not believe me, right?


READ ABOUT IT

MANNEQUIN FRIGHTEN WOMAN-CAN

From Australia:




And elsewhere...........

TAKE A CRUISE FOR IDIOTS

See the world all the way to the bottom of the sea:

MY DAUGHTER MARY ON MY COOKING VENTURES

GO HERE TO READ THE FACTS

GREAT WORK, YOU MANAGEMENT IN LITTLE ROCK

WalMart has a brain drain. We have all watched it happen ever since Sam Walton passed on.


So, it is getting more obvious I fear.........

WHO KNOWS WHERE THE TAR IS IN DUBAI?

You have all heard about those grand and massive apartment buildings in Dubai I suspect. Well, you may want to consider again if you are thinking about moving to Dubai to retire.

Letter from a resident to the Dubai news online, 7 Days:

I moved to Al Warqa 2 in 2011 and have been happy with the building and the facilities. The quality of materials used in the buildings is second to none in Dubai. However, there is one problem that torments every resident in Al Warqa. There are no roads that lead to the building. Each of the buildings is beautifully constructed with modern designs but each of them lies inside a sand pit.

Initially Al Warqa was known to be land to only locals with villas of their own, however over the past few years, a number of residential apartment buildings have been built. The path to the building I live in is completely off-road for approximately 600m. I know this might sound like a short distance, but going back and forth twice a day for a whole year with a small car does have an impact on the car. Not all of us can afford 4x4s

With the number of residents in these areas, it would be a small investment for the government to build some roads and increase the number of people in the area.

Would be great to know how we can contact the authorities to be able to get this situation sorted.

Warqa Girl
Dubai

I believe that tar is made from petroleum. Do you suppose Dubai has access to some crude oil in the Persian Gulf region.

Duh

:-)